Carnival queen sambas with Obama’s face on thigh.

You have certainly arrived when anyone devotes non-ass parts of their body to you. Here’s another first for our beloved president.
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Coke or cow piss? Which button do you hit on the vending machine?
Friends this is our “Marketing Challenge of the Week.”
Some people believe cow urine to be better for you and possibly taste good too. I think in this case I’d choose the brown stuff over the yellow stuff. What would you do?
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