Who’s hiring? Census, strip clubs and trucking. I suck at math. Can’t drive a truck. Who’s with me?
http://ping.fm/CbGMd

Overheard from other room, “Don’t worry Papa, I’m fixing your BlackBerry!”

These are my peeps so I can say this. Shaddap! http://ping.fm/JNOo9

I hope the d-bag who hit-and-ran my ride spontaneously bursts into flames.

I’ve got a fever for a little more cow bell.

Today got flu tag teaming with allergies. Gonna be cranky today.

Claritin and coffee for breakfast.