And how was your week?

Bus Driver: You look just like that famous saxophone player.
Me: Clarence Cleamons?
Bus Driver: No, no, the sax player.
Me: (???)
Bus Driver: You know, with the long hair. Playing the sax.
Me: Not Kenny G.
Bus Driver: That’s it!
Me: Clarinet player
Bus Driver: Kenny G!
Me: No.
Bus Driver: That right!
Me: Them is fightin’ words.
Bus Driver: Kkkkkkeeeeennnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy Geeeeeeeee.
Me: (???)
Me: I like you anyway.

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